Quotable Quips

Aunt D:  I think we will make a birthday cake for Uncle B on Wednesday and have a little party for him.

Frick:  Wednesday?  Oh no.  That’s going to be awkward.  Reeeaaallly awkward.  I think I have plans.

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Frog:   (pointing to a piece of gum)  Me dum!  MEEEE DUM!!!

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Me:  Frog, do you want to eat?

Frog:  Eeet? Shoo-er (sure).

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Babysitter:  Hi Frog!  Are you ready to get up from your nap?

Frog:  What’s up?

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Someone Needs to be Schooled….

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Frick:  I found two quarters, Frack!!

Frack:  I want some!!  Can you give me one?

Frick:  NO!

Frack:  I’ll give you my two dollar bill….

Frick:  Heh.  Ok.

Overheard from the Playroom

 

Me: *FREDRICK!!  Stop!!

Friend: Why did she call you “Fredrick” instead of “Fred”?

Frick: Fredrick is my trouble name.

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*The name “Fredrick” is being used purely as an example for the purpose of maintaining our anonymity.  It is not Frick’s given name.

 

Quotable Quips

Frick:

Hey mom…can I have some candy from my pumpkin?

Me:

No, not right now.

Frick:

AWWW Mom!!  I am moving away!

(he stomps away, pouting)

…a few moments later…

(Frick stomps back into the kitchen, still pouting)

Frick:

Ok…I’m not moving away because I can’t drive.  But if I could, I would sooo go away!

Quotable Quips

Frick:

Guess what?!  I have a journal at school that I use to write down my thinks.  But I’m not really writing my thinks down yet.  Just my letters I have learned.

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Maybe I have read Dr. Seuss’ Oh,the Thinks You Can Think one too many times….

Day 6: Quotable Quips

We were on our way to a graduation party.  Frick was worried about meeting new people.

Frick:

I am not meeting people from other states because they may speak Spanish.

BP:

But Frick…you kinda speak Spanish (thanks to Dora and Diego).

Frick:

Yeah.  Uno.

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30 Days of Me

Day 1:  Your favorite song
Day 2:  Your favorite movie
Day 3:  Your favorite television program
Day 4:  Your favorite book
Day 5:  Your favorite quote

Oh Boy…

Me:

I am going to go take a shower.

Frick:

Ok.  Dad just got out.

Hey!

Maybe you and Dad could take a shower together!

AND you can talk to each other!

You can talk to each other on your iPhones!

AND I could watch my brothers for you.

Me:

Mmkay…

Overheard After Nap

(4:15pm, Monday afternoon)

Frack: Good Morning, Frick.

Frick: Pffftttt!  You don’t say that!  You say,

“Hey, DUDE!”

Frack: Ok, Frick.

Hey, DUDE!

What’s Gonna Come Out of His Mouth Next?

Frick…

…on his Lightning McQueen racetracks:

We have two racetracks that are fueled up with battery power!

…on his pregnant mother:

(to his classmates and teachers)

Look!  See!  I told you she had a fat belly!!

Happy Mother’s Day?!?

June is a busy month for us.

Father’s Day was yesterday,

BP’s birthday is today (Happy Birthday!!),

Wednesday is our anniversary,

and the 30th is my birthday.

We party all month long.

Frack ran into our bedroom this morning as he always does.

“Good Moe-ning!!”

(he even says that when he wakes up from his nap at 4 in the afternoon)

Then he added a little extra this morning for BP:

“Happy Mother’s Day!”

He knew we were celebrating SOMETHING today….