Thank you so much for targeting me yesterday. Although the initial shock of your bowel movement caused me to get a little freaked out, my sons totally enjoyed your potty humor. In fact, that’s all they talked about the entire car ride home. Words like “poop” and “missing the potty” were repeated over and over in between laughter.
I hear it’s good luck to get pooped on by one of you! In fact, I found this in a Google search:
Many people believe this to be a major sign of wealth coming from heaven. Hence, although, it is really yucky and a major inconvenience, when something like this happens to you, take comfort in the fact that this is described as good luck being just around the corner!
2011 really could use some luck and wealth since 2010 basically created a vacuum.
So thank you, Mr. Bird. Now send me that luck and wealth pronto.